Pillipandra

dude

2005-08-23T08:26:55Z

dude... the last time i posted something on livejournal.com was on 4:20... April 20th. Odd it's 4 minutes past 4:20am right now. 4:20 it up? Odd. Odd.. Odd? ===>odd<+++

funny

2005-04-20T04:19:26Z

nice face where did u get it from, ur parents having sex?

pillipandra @ 2005-04-05T00:14:00

2005-04-05T04:15:47Z

knock knock...

*whos there*

My Dick

*my dick who*

My dick who sucks your dick too!

what kind of name is Audette anyway?

2005-03-16T05:12:22Z

audette is a name that people get when they reach the age 50 or over

Abby

2005-03-13T22:59:18Z

Q: why did the beatles cross the street?

A: to make an album cover

I am straight... but yes, I would still suck John Lennons cock. Dead or alive, spit or swallow.

sick on my dick

2005-02-17T05:34:09Z

jeff -> what a day !!! says:
carnival is a sick song
Ali... plastic existence says:
ur dick is sick whick u bough inxs kick to sick on my dick
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
hahhaha
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
ahaha
Ali... plastic existence says:
hahaha, thats pretty good, thats going on my livejournal
Ali... plastic existence says:
and the following statement that said i was going to post it
Ali... plastic existence says:
and that
Ali... plastic existence says:
and that
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
ahaha
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
and that
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
except that
jeff -> what a day !!! says:
and that

Blackest Day Ever

2005-02-16T23:57:06Z

Mark it down... Feb 16th, 2005... Blackest Day ever... the day... tdotwire went down.

Top Ten Greatest Songs Ever

2005-02-12T01:00:41Z

So I don't think I am putting any bias in this, I am trying to cover all important genres... (punk, classic rock, metal, rap and other branches in the tree of music.)

10. Beatles, The - Hey Jude!
09. Queen - Boheamin Rhap
08. Metallica - Master of Puppets
07. Eagles, The - Hotel California
06. Rolling Stones, The - Paint it Black
05. Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode
04. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
03. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
02. John Lennon - Imagine
01. Guns N' Roses - November Rain

*Honarble Mentions*

AC/DC - Back in Black
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Bob Dylan - The Times They r' a Changin
Bob Marley - Redemption Song
Elvis - Jailhouse Rock
Eric Clapton - White Room
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight
CCR - Bad Moon Rising
Clash, The - London Calling
Doors, The - Light my Fire
Jimi Hendrix - Star Spangled Banner
Live - Lighting Crashes
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Pearl Jam - Alive
Queen - Boheamin Rhap
Radiohead - Parnoid Andriod
Smashing Pumpkins - Today
Tool - Sober
Tupac - California Love
U2 - With or Without You
Who, The - Who Are You
White Stripes, The - Seven Nation Army
Neil Young - Hey Hey, My My

xjeffarnoldx'x Top Ten Lines

2005-02-01T02:41:47Z

Top Ten lines that Jeff has said, according to me...

10. Pillipandra Alejandras Cock
9. I decided last night... that I don't like Nirvana
8. looks around, takes a bite out of his burger
7. played squah in his jeans
6. Pearl Jams "Alive" is the top modern rock song of all time, yes, yes, better then teen spirit
5. sick on my dick
4. i don't watch porn, unless if it's a guy sucking off another guy
3. ali, if i didn't meet you this year, this would have been the wrost year of my life
2. dude that wasn't funny at all
1. dude you just broke up with me

my dick is so small... in my baby pick i could crawl... well i guess my dick looks like my baby pic (11:35pm... Feb 19, 2005)

not without my anus...

2005-01-29T05:09:40Z

owie, so I ate so fuckin' much today... like SO much! I gained 7lbs!!

At lunch after class a bunch of people went to the Pizza Hut buffett... I ate about 12 pizza slices... 2 plates of pasta... 2 slices of pie pizzas... and a couple of bread sticks! SO much... so I was convinced that I was not going to eat until like Sunday... day currently being Friday.

Then I called my friend Mani... and "chilled" for a while... we saw our high school teacher Miss. Iu... she has a kid now... hahaha... then we went to Kelsys and being the friend I am... I split nachoes with him... jumbo size... bad idea... first came heavy breathing then came staring at the ceiling... I didn't make sense with thoughts or words... not that I normally do anyway. But I was so full... then I went to the washroom and took a shit and puked at the same time. It was insane, I thought I was going to die in the washroom. But I didn't, and here I am telling you all like you give a shit... like what I did when I was puking... it was massive explosive diarhera actually.

endless... nameless

2005-01-24T00:33:48Z

Ali... like fountains of sorrow says:
can i be ur boyfriend?

;) <---- hilary ..... jeff ---->:o says:
again?

;) <---- hilary ..... jeff ---->:o says:
but dude, i just broke up with you

Ali... like fountains of sorrow says:
hahahahhahahahahaha

;) <---- hilary ..... jeff ---->:o says:
hahahahahi

squash...

2005-01-13T23:10:22Z

Ali... "id rather goto a justin timberlake concert personally" Paul - Jan 13, 2005 - 4:32pm says:
how was squash with ur bf?

jeff -> in class -> hilary duff -> yooooo, i got a job says:
matt newton came

Ali... "id rather goto a justin timberlake concert personally" Paul - Jan 13, 2005 - 4:32pm says:
seriously!?

jeff -> in class -> hilary duff -> yooooo, i got a job says:
yeah haha

Ali... "id rather goto a justin timberlake concert personally" Paul - Jan 13, 2005 - 4:32pm says:
what did he do?

jeff -> in class -> hilary duff -> yooooo, i got a job says:
played squash in jeans...

with the lights out

2005-01-12T03:32:17Z

So I just got Kill Bill 2 and Nirvana's With The Lights out in the mail today. Haven't opened Kill Bill yet... I just put in the Nirvana DVD... it is so fuckin good... like I actually got a boner... I couldn't stop smiling, like Lenny from the Simpsons.... xjeffarnoldx... wait a minute thats Jeff on tdotwire... ahaha.

But fuck the Nirvana DVD is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin sick! The first performance of Teen Spirit is on it... Kurt was like... "This next song is Teen Spirit"... not one person in the crowd knew what was going on... "You say you want a revolution" 23yearsish later it was given. I got like goosebumps... wait it was more intense... my balls were bubbling... oh my goodness, words cannot explain the joy that I am feeling right now. I am so wearing a Nirvana shirt to school tomorrow... msn name is going to be changed... man I'm going to do the works... nirvana... nirvana alivana... pillhanvana. Fuckin sick!

Aliknot Ungage 13

2005-01-11T02:13:07Z

FUCK YOU ALL,

So the show was amazing... wait no sick... wait no, it's Slipknot we're talking about here. The show was (sic). Too bad I'm the only person that I know that actually wanted to go see Slipknot, so Ali went by himself. The wait in the line to get in was pretty fuckin brutal. Other then the lead of Killswitch not being there due to a sore throat, the show was great. I really wanted to hear some Killswitch, but the lead from Unearth sang some Killswitch songs, which was cool, but they were only up for about 3 songs, b/c the guy from Unearth probably didn't know the lyrics for the other songs. I really wanted to hear "End of the Heartache." I felt like a pedophile with all of the 13 year old girls around me that were half my size. So there faces were by my penis for the entire night... I don't think those girls are vegetarian anymore, that’s for damn sure!!!

Hahaha, ah well, I wish I caught a pic or a drumstick, that would have been sick, like so fuckin sick. I am all bruised and hurt from the show. Bruises along my bottom rib area, from the guardrails that I was pressed up against. As well as bruises and cuts on my back, and epically my upper shoulders. I took pictures of them. I did however find a Damn 13 CD after the show. I haven't opened it yet, there is about 10 tracks on it though, and it's in a cardboard sleeve. It might be an album or it could be a demo. PEOPLE=SHIT... I lost my face when they played that song, I thought my head was going to fly on the stage. It's weird, I am usually always the first one to go crazy before anyone else does. Like at the show, no one started to head bang until I did, at least around the area that I was at... am I the only person that doesn't give a fuck? I also really liked when they played "The Blister Exists"... the first song they played, they had intro music, which also was their outro music, the first track on Vol. 3 Sub messages. My favorite part of the song, when the "drummer boy" drums come on, Shawn, the clown/face lift walked around with a mini drum set doing the drummer boy stance, that part got extended and I loved it, I had a boner, but those 13 year olds calmed it down... I mean nothing. And I also loved Vermmillion and Wait and Bleed of course. I really like Vermillion, I feel I connect with that song. I love it.

It was crazy, it was steaming out in there, I was able to ring my shirt, to get the dirty white man sweat out of it. I had white man sweat all in my eyes. After the show, this guy wasn't wearing a shirt or anything, just pants... and he looked at his friend and said... shit I don't have anything to wear... and then just stepped outside in the -10 weather like that. I am sure he's in some sort of sickening state right now. Maybe he is coughing out dead babies.

I remember security was fishing out of all of these people because they couldn’t handle it… fishing out 25 year olds… 15 year olds… and a couple of dead fetus’

I think I am going to go to Club Rockit more often like what I did a couple of years ago... metal is the only thing that really makes me happy... I'm really sick of going to Fox and the Fiddle, and other gay places like that.

payback

2005-01-08T21:03:38Z

this is sherry... we had sex in June of 2004

Nirvana = Best College Music of All Time!

2005-01-08T18:48:37Z

So I started college in Sept of 2002, and I'll be graduating my 3 year program in April of 2005. But could you imagine if I started in Sept of 1991 and ended in April of 1994. If that was the case, I would have went to school listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit, and been listening to Nirvana as they produced music throughout their peak, and be like I swear to fuckin god, that you fuckin rock, please let me, please let me suck your cock!

But isn't that crazy Nirvana peaked throughout the exact same months of a 3 year college program. Even though they were around before hand, they exploded (on my face) in the exact, and I mean EXACT same months that durate a college program. And Kurt died in April 5th... body found on the 8, 1994. Thats the exact week, or the 2nd last week of a college term!

Could you imagine if I went to school in Seattle in the early 90s, then like all of those grunge bands would be playing at the Seattle Cage or whatever your face. In year one, for frosh week, Nirvana would have played at my school... but wait they were touring Europe at that time... when you're at the washroom what are you doing... you're a peein... get it, European... but back to the point... a band like Nirvana would have played, b/c the buzz just started... and then at the end of the year... Pearl Jam would have played like a end of the year bash... b/c at that time people only knew of Evenflow and my cock.

But, that would have been so sick. Instead I am going to see K-OS two mondays from now at my college. At least I get to suck my cock after the show. But I am seeing Slipknot tomorrow... on the 9th of January 2005. It's going to be sic, I don't think I'm going to wear my slipknot mask, b/c I might loose my face... and RL Stine might right a sequal to his book called the haunted mask version 3.0 the subliminal goosebumps. But as for tonight, being the day of my daughters wedding, I don't know what I am going to do, I might call Mani, to see what's up, or I might call my cock... but I already masterbated today, I haven't in a while, I had to watch 3 different scenes just to get me to ejaculate.

today is the greatest...

2005-01-08T01:45:47Z

smashing pumpkins. When I grow up I am going to shake Billy Corgans hand and be like... mother fucker you're pretty fuckin sick. I mean like they started in like 1990... and ended like in 2000, that is like as 90's as you can get. I remember when I was like 10, and I was watching Saved by the Bell, and I was like this is sucks... and then I saw Billy Corgan drive an ice cream truck, and then I looked and I got a boner and then I beated off. Thank you Billy Corgan, you were the first person I ever beated off to... and the most recent one... I came in the Simease Dream booklet... right inbetween their faces. And then I was like yo Trent Reznor... I hurt myself today to see if I still feel... and Reznor was like, yeah man... and then I was like no man, i hurt myself today... and then Reznor stuck his dick in my mouth, if it was anyone else I would have said something, but since it was Reznor I didn't say shit, I just sucked his dick. Could thing I don't have braces, b/c then his dick would be bleeding. Good thing his dick didn't bleed... but then I woke up and I was stuck to my bed and then I blew my nose and a used maxi pad came out of my nose and then I sneezed and then a Barnes and Castle came out of my nose, and then I bought some spoons from Barnes and Castle... and then I bought some pans, there were all out of pot though. But then I remember that I already smoked Trent Reznors cock. But then I remembered, that I am all alone on a Friday night writing this message, and then I remembered that I died.